CRASH BANDICOOT WAS SO EXTREME HE HAD BIG SHOES HE RODE TIGERS HE JUMPED ON SHIT HE BROKE BOXXES TO KILL THINGS HE’D TWIRL AROUND IN A NON-GAY WAY, IN CRASH WARPED HE GETS A BAZOOKA THAT LETS HIM SHOOT APPLES AT SHIT DUDE ALSO HIS SISTER IS HOT.
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